March 2012
agniology:
oh man hentai is so hot
there’s nothing i love more than blurred-out dicks and the sound of oatmeal being stirred
amillionbeats:
Mermaid Aela
I don’t even know how to process what I have just read, despite having now read it numerous times, and checking to see if today is April 1.
In short, Melbourne woman Mary McPhail quit her job to become…a mermaid. I think I actually need to cut and paste this whole article, but the accompanying video, which is ESSENTIAL viewing, can be seen by clicking...
Anonymous asked: why do you even need that? are you doing a photoshoot or something?
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Heeeeey.
Who wants to buy me one of these bad boys.
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princessnaphthalene replied to your post: Reasons being sexually active sucks: When your…
I still have sex on my period >_>
I will, but usually not until it’s at least half-way over. JP doesn’t mind it, but for some reason it bugs me out to do it when the flow is heavy at the beginning.
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Reasons being sexually active sucks:
When your period comes, there’s this confusion of emotions. YAY NO BABIES INSIDE ME but awww no sex for a week, damn it
Sometimes you can’t get sex and it sucks more than when you were a virgin because now you know what you’re missing
literally nothing else
Reblog if you think anti-choicers should be...
angryfuckingliberal:
Because… honestly
Me: Oh man I have so many plans for tonight and they all involve penis
Uterus: Oh
is that so
because I have some plans of my own
and they all involve making sure your plans don't happen
AND ALSO BLOOD BWAHAHAHA
I just really want to see Toby Turner play the first Mass Effect
Is that so much to ask for?
lorstarcutter asked: Don't worry. You're both too awesome to be bored of each other. Shit. I'm not bored of you two yet.
I like this. Coming home and having the room to myself. I can do whatever I want! I can watch a stupid movie JP would poke fun at me for. I can listen to my shitty music that he hates. I can watch porn without him trying to get in on the action (because as much as I love him getting all up in my business, sometimes I just want to get down with myself, you know?)
I could write, if I wanted to,...
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It's always the common misconception with me...
daddys-money:
johnnynopulse:
I do like Harry Potter and some of the source of fandoms on here.
but it’s the fandoms that drive me nuts and so it looks like I don’t like the show/book etc.
Harry Potter was a pretty good series but holy shit I can’t stand the fandoms.
It’s like the way I like Supernatural but I stay far, far away from the Supernatural tag on here.
There’s a very,...
tocatchabreadator:
anyone notice how in the harry potter movies the soul-eating dementors never go for ron
just because i’m not posting doesn’t mean i’m not watching
i’m always watching
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how to get followers
knerzig:
iamnotahomosexual:
knerzig:
r-r-r-robin:
get into homestuck cosplay
get naked
amidoinitright?
wow this is even better because joh is in the first gif.
wait, what?
Let me see this
OH MY GOD! JOHN!?
thefinalhorseman:
Sometimes, I forget that you don’t all look like your icon.
Holy dicks, a-siren-song got 11 followers overnight.
That’s crazy. Man. I am hella proud of this blog, and I’m just like really happy and stuff al;tkhjT:iwet yokl
Idgi, why to non-Christian people get so damn upset when someone says “God bless you” or “I’m praying for you.”
Come on, bro. They’re not trying to be all MY GOD WILL HELP BECAUSE YOUR GOD(S) DOESN’T REAL AND ALSO THEY SUCK.
They’re just trying to be fucking nice and say, “Yo, I hope things go well for you.”
Calm the hell down.
greengrey:
I hope Rick Santorum paints his nails but he forgets that they’re still wet, so he smudges them right away.
greengrey:
bricorama:
Why does 7 am exist?
Because there is no god.
actuallynph:
season 1 glee: there arent any gays in ohio except kurt
season 2 glee: lol i forgot blaine also karofsky and santana
season 3 glee: lol oops i forgot the entire lima population my bad
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brendoneureka:
patrickhumps:
when fob comes back they better have really long song titles that have nothing to do with the song or im gonna be pissed
by fall out boy
agniology:
my heart breaks for the women & girls i see losing weight because they think that’s what men want.
you define your worth. not them.
greengrey:
I hope Rick Santorum wears white pants on the day he starts his period.
“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
– Mark Twain (via nerdysouth)